C语言实现的程序员老黄历实例

{"在妹子面前吹牛", "改善你矮穷挫的形象","会被识破", }, {"撸管", "避免缓冲区溢出","强撸灰飞烟灭", },

{"浏览成人网站", "重拾对生活的信心","你会心神不宁", }, {"上微博", "今天发生的事不能错过","会看到令人心情不好的事", },

{"上AB站", "还需要理由吗？","满屏的兄贵我会说出来？", } };

printf("|-------------------------------------|n"); if(isWeekend(p))

printf("| 宜: n| %2sn| %sn",activities[19+randNum%8][0],activities[randNum%27][1]); else

printf("| 宜: n| %2sn| %sn",activities[randNum%17][0],activities[randNum%27][1]); printf("|-------------------------------------|n");

printf("|-------------------------------------|n"); if(isWeekend(p))

printf("| 不宜:n| %sn| %sn",activities[19+randNum1%8][0],activities[randNum1%27][2]); else

printf("| 不宜:n| %sn| %sn",activities[randNum1%17][0],activities[randNum1%27][2]); printf("|-------------------------------------|n");

/*座位朝向*/ char *directions[8]= {"北方","东北方","东方","东南方","南方","西南方","西方","西北方"};

printf("|-------------------------------------|n"); printf("| 座位朝向：面向 %s 写程序，BUG 最少.n",directions[randNum%8]);

/*今日宜饮*/ char *drinks[14] = {"水","茶","红茶","绿茶","咖啡","奶茶","可乐","牛奶","豆奶","果汁","果味汽水","苏打水","运动饮料","酸奶","酒"};

printf("|-------------------------------------|n"); printf("| 今日宜饮:%s,%sn",drinks[randNum%14],drinks[randNum1%14]);

/*女神亲近指数*/ int ambiguous = randNum%10;

printf("|-------------------------------------|n"); if(10==ambiguous)

printf("| 亲近指数为10，上吧，骚年！n"); else